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mzeiyah
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Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house.
The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. Noneof them knew about it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house.
The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
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Covering for a brother......wait till you cover for a stiff in the morgue! he he he!
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| Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:14 am Post subject: Re: United we Stand. We have no choice |
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| mzeiyah wrote: | Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house.
The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. Noneof them knew about it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house.
The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there. |
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Mkenya
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| Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:13 am Post subject: |
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| BaaBaBlackSheep wrote: | | Covering for a brother......wait till you cover for a stiff in the morgue! he he he! |
hehehe! men look out for each other unlike women who are out to destroy each other.
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BaaBaBlackSheep
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| Mkenya wrote: | | BaaBaBlackSheep wrote: | | Covering for a brother......wait till you cover for a stiff in the morgue! he he he! |
hehehe! men look out for each other unlike women who are out to destroy each other. |
Perhaps men look out for fellow men because you know when you do he owes you a few bottles to last the narration of the adventure.
A woman if she sleeps out will be too ashamed to tell lest they call her slutty!
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Mkenya
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| BaaBaBlackSheep wrote: | | Mkenya wrote: | | BaaBaBlackSheep wrote: | | Covering for a brother......wait till you cover for a stiff in the morgue! he he he! |
hehehe! men look out for each other unlike women who are out to destroy each other. |
Perhaps men look out for fellow men because you know when you do he owes you a few bottles to last the narration of the adventure.
A woman if she sleeps out will be too ashamed to tell lest they call her slutty! |
Exactly 
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am sure this thread will build up so fast (with men having the largest number of posts)....
naughty you.. 
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| Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:47 am Post subject: |
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| Mkenya wrote: | | BaaBaBlackSheep wrote: | | Covering for a brother......wait till you cover for a stiff in the morgue! he he he! |
hehehe! men look out for each other unlike women who are out to destroy each other. |
not necessarily, sometimes women are concerned  and will not cover for you kama hawajui ukweli, u may be lying in a hospital bed u know, n yet someone confirms u r together.. 
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Mkenya
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| Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:37 am Post subject: |
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| Renee wrote: | | Mkenya wrote: | | BaaBaBlackSheep wrote: | | Covering for a brother......wait till you cover for a stiff in the morgue! he he he! |
hehehe! men look out for each other unlike women who are out to destroy each other. |
not necessarily, sometimes women are concerned and will not cover for you kama hawajui ukweli, u may be lying in a hospital bed u know, n yet someone confirms u r together.. |
kwani you will say mko pamoja and then not find the whereabouts of your pal?
men will def cover for a buddy and also alert the buddy that his wify is looking for him
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virgin
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covering????
why cheat in the first place. 
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| virgin wrote: | covering????
why cheat in the first place. |
the forbidden fruit is sweeter. same reason people do wrong!
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mzeiyah
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| Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:49 am Post subject: |
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| virgin wrote: | covering????
why cheat in the first place. |
picture this, she just gave birth that means no nini for almost three months what do u do???
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Mkenya
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| mzeiyah wrote: | | virgin wrote: | covering????
why cheat in the first place. |
picture this, she just gave birth that means no nini for almost three months what do u do??? |
oh boy! there goes mzeiyah...
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BaaBaBlackSheep
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| virgin wrote: | covering????
why cheat in the first place. |
Kwani, why do spouses cheat?
Isn't it when "the angel" becomes a human being - and still expect chariot ridesthrough the heavens!?
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