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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:11 am    Post subject: typical luhya baby Reply with quote

A lunje is drinking in a bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical luhya baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the lunje just shrugs, "That’s about average back home, folks......like I said, my boy’s a typical luhya baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say you’re the father of that typical luhya baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody’s been making bets about how big he’d be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The lunje father takes a long swig of busaa, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....
"We had him circumcised."
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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