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mzeiyah Forum 'God'


Joined: Dec 24, 2005 Posts: 3741 Location: Nomad
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:11 am Post subject: typical luhya baby |
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A lunje is drinking in a bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical luhya baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the lunje just shrugs, "That’s about average back home, folks......like I said, my boy’s a typical luhya baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say you’re the father of that typical luhya baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody’s been making bets about how big he’d be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The lunje father takes a long swig of busaa, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....
"We had him circumcised." _________________ Abortion is murder, masturbation is genocide |
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BaaBaBlackSheep King of Mchongoano


Joined: Aug 01, 2008 Posts: 1251 Location: Down the lane
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FORKO JEMBE! _________________ Great minds discuss ideas; ordinary minds, events; simple minds, people; simpletons, sheep. |
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SCANNER0510 Mwenyeji Kabisa


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kwenda huko  |
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virgin Forum 'God'


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Dj Mwenyeji


Joined: Nov 12, 2005 Posts: 198 Location: Ping Loopback
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:15 am Post subject: |
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Useless!!! _________________ Ninja Wa Mtaani |
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blaq Forum Guru


Joined: Jun 19, 2008 Posts: 723 Location: over there
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:14 am Post subject: |
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ridiculous!! _________________ Its life. Live it or go sodomize yourself with a 13-inch retractable baton.  |
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kushinsky Mwenyeji


Joined: Jul 08, 2008 Posts: 154 Location: nyuma ya mlango
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:37 am Post subject: |
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.gif) _________________ You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest but you can never trust an honest man not to be dishonest! |
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Mkenya Site Admin


Joined: Sep 14, 2004 Posts: 4472 Location: Mathare kwa chief
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:25 am Post subject: |
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Lunje glorification  _________________ i'm gonna live forever, or die trying.... and that's a fact. |
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