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PostPosted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:09 am    Post subject: nice one Reply with quote

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mzeiyah... siku mob.. how are you doing? nice one
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haiya mzehiya umenoki Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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