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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:35 am    Post subject: Coded Language Reply with quote
Mke na mume walisikizana wakitaka ngono watatumia code " kupiga simu" ili watoto wasielewe.

Basi siku moja walikua wameteta hawasemezani.

Baba akamtuma mtoto: " mwambie mamako nataka simu!"

Mama akamwambia mtoto: " mwambie imeharibika!"

Baba akanena: " mwambie basi nitakwenda kupiga nje"

Mama akamtuma motto: " Mwambie akienda kupiga nje na mimi nitafungua simu ya jamii!!!"
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:19 am    Post subject: Re: Coded Language Reply with quote
mzeiyah wrote:
Mke na mume walisikizana wakitaka ngono watatumia code " kupiga simu" ili watoto wasielewe.

Basi siku moja walikua wameteta hawasemezani.

Baba akamtuma mtoto: " mwambie mamako nataka simu!"

Mama akamwambia mtoto: " mwambie imeharibika!"

Baba akanena: " mwambie basi nitakwenda kupiga nje"

Mama akamtuma motto: " Mwambie akienda kupiga nje na mimi nitafungua simu ya jamii!!!"

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