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 Jokes/Humour: Once upon a time.....
Posted by mkenya on Friday, March 26 @ 08:38:32 EDT (1 reads)
Once upon a time in the kingdom
of Heaven , God was
missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God took a deep sigh of
satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what
I've made!"
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a
planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's
going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still
confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern
Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is
going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over
there
is a continent of black people," God continued pointing to different
countries.
"This one will be extremely hot while this one will be very cold and
covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land in
the eastern part of Africa and said, "What's
that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Kenya
the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, mountains, streams, hills, and
water falls.
The people from Kenya
are going to be very handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world holding good jobs. They
will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high-achieving, and they will be
known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace and go
to the Olympics." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!!!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the clowns that will run their government."
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Sports: Mourinho taunts Chelsea: I’ll be back with another Premiership team and win here
Posted by mkenya on Wednesday, March 17 @ 05:58:13 EDT (0 reads)
Inter
Milan boss Jose Mourinho says he's not ready to end his
haunting of Chelsea
after last night's Champions League triumph.
The Special One paid tribute to his old club, but then fired a
warning at his former employers.
Mourinho said of Chelsea:
"This is a team that lost a semi-final with a goal that was not a goal,
lost a semi-final on penalties, lost a final on penalties, lost a
semi-final in a game they should win 3-0 with three penalties. This is
the history of this club and these players. It is a history of
frustration.
"Tonight, they felt immediately that Inter were the best team and this
brings frustration to great players. These are my players, my people but
today I was the enemy and the enemy won.
"I celebrated a lot in the dressing room. It was a big victory for my
team. I love Chelsea,
I love this stadium, I love these people but I am a professional.
"Who knows, in the future I may coach another English team and I will
come here again as an opponent."
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