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Egg Donor
Posted by drama on Friday, August 29 @ 10:09:00 EDT (64 reads)
SCANNER0510 writes "One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them.""
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With Jesus Now
Posted by drama on Friday, August 29 @ 10:01:30 EDT (96 reads)
SCANNER0510 writes "
Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken
laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky.
When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has died and
his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.
They
buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later his dad came home
from work and David ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we nearly
lost Mommy today."
"What?" his father replied.
"When I
got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs
pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm coming, Jesus I'm coming.'
If it wasn't for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her
for sure!""
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